They have the most random ones, like one from BK and one that requires you to have a hunting license. Honestly...And the forms are sooo annoying to fill out. I think I'll stick to writing conests, thanks. And of course as the holidays get closer, my schedule is getting more and more impossible. Woo. And there's the plastic screaming child. How fun. (Can you sense the sarcasm dripping from the air?)

Well, no one actually reads this, so I'll be going.

*jumps up and down* YAYS!!!!!!!!

I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so happy; I can finally breathe a sigh of relief. The only thing now is the deposit, and that isn't due until April.

Seriously, my siblings are driving me insane and it's only a week and a half into summer vacation. THANK YOU GOD I'M GOING AWAY NEXT WEEK! They have driven me to the point where I'm not going to an asylum. No, the police will probably get to me first. I just want to wrap my hands around their little throats...but hopefully I'll be whisked away to Pitt for some alone time with my relatives before that happens. Anyway, I'll stop ranting. I happen to have more "funnies" as my friend calls them.

Ever Wonder...

...why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
...why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
...why abbreviated is such a long word?
...why it is that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "start"?
...why it is that lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
...why that man who invests all your money is called a broker?
...why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called "rush hour"?
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
...who tests dog food when it is "new and improved"?
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos?
...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
...why they are called apartments when they are stuck together?
...if con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?
...if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

And a random quote from Bill Engvall:
"Because we love our dogs, but let's face it they're not the smartest animals to come out of the pet store...but that's why they're man's best friend. Because guys want buddies who are dumber than they are! So do women, but they've already got men!"

Ah the joys of being out of school! But my summer has been severely dampened already. I've got summer assignments for AP English, I've been grounded, my dad may decide not to let me take my traditional trip to Pitt, and worst of all: I'm stuck in a house with my family all day. Goodie.
Meg or Kyon should come kidnap me! Not that anyone reads this, I don't think....oh well. There are my thoughts for right now.

PS- Here's something a friend sent me that I found funny!

Only in America...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of the skating rink.
...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...do we buy our hot dog in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures".
...do they have drive-up ATMs with braille lettering.

Sorry I never have time to get on for those rare people who might try to talk to me. I've got a lot to deal with and I haven't been feeling well lately. Not that anyone cares, so I'll wrap this up now.