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Summertime!!!

Thu Jun 14, 2007, 2:43 PM
Ah the joys of being out of school! But my summer has been severely dampened already. I've got summer assignments for AP English, I've been grounded, my dad may decide not to let me take my traditional trip to Pitt, and worst of all: I'm stuck in a house with my family all day. Goodie.
Meg or Kyon should come kidnap me! Not that anyone reads this, I don't think....oh well. There are my thoughts for right now.

PS- Here's something a friend sent me that I found funny!

Only in America...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of the skating rink.
...do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...do we buy our hot dog in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures".
...do they have drive-up ATMs with braille lettering.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: "My World" by: SR-71
  • Reading: "Pitch Black" by: Melody Carlson
  • Eating: Preztel sticks
  • Drinking: Apple juice

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